Sunday humour !

A Female Prayer

When I lay me down to sleep , I prayed ;

Dearest GOD ,
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,

And thank you Dearest GOD
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."