Something that I received today in my inbox and something that I just could not resist not posting in here too :)
Men Are Just Happier People--- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to
a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$200. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks... A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes
-- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom
of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier ^_^ !
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