Sunday, August 15, 2010

Itching old fart !

A recent conversation between me and a lady friend went sort of like this ( & by the way a true story too ) : -


Me : Do you know Mr MOB who comes around often to the neighbourhood ?

Lady : Yeah - sure I know that man . I even know his brother too.

Me : Well , at one point of time , he tried to work his charm on me.

Lady : Uh ??? Meaning................

Me : he tried to tackle me !

Lady : that old fart ???

Me : Yup ! You heard me right !

Lady : He's been divorced twice . Both times the wife left him !!!

Me : I knew that from a reliable source and he's old enough to be my father too !

Lady : What the shitt is he thinking ???

Me : That he's still able to work his charm on younger women after two failed marriages , two grown up sons , being a grandfather at that , a sweet charmer and now only thing left - a young lady to add on to his image or should I just say it HIS EGO ??? - sigh !

Lady : LOL !

6 comments:

doc said...

there must be a lot more like that happening in KL; only surprised you've not met one earlier!!

Unicorn Girl said...

doc : but then again - why must it always be the old man and not someone around my age group or slightly a few years older ? :0

doc said...

UG,

may be you are attracting the wrong type of people!

;)

zewt said...

i must say... he has confidence... lol

Unicorn Girl said...

doc : yeah and I wonder why...hhmmm

Unicorn Girl said...

zewt : you mean luck ? confidence in talking - yes agree but in other area's - nah !!!