A five year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day .
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting , he looked up and said ,
' Grandma , how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven ? ' .
Grandma replied , ' Honey , my TV is my boyfriend . I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long . The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh........ I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend . '
Grandma then turned on the TV and the reception was terrible . She started adjusting the knobs , trying to get the picture in focus . Frustrated , she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem .
The little boy heard the doorbell ring , so he hurried to open the door and there stood the pastor from Grandma's church . The pastor said , ' Hello son , is your Grandma home ? '
The little boy replied , ' Yeah , she's in bedroom bangin her boyfriend . '
The pastor fainted !
NOW , THAT'S FUNNY .............AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY !!!
2 comments:
although this is a joke, it just goes to show how careful we ought to be when talking to kids.
actually , we need to be " extremely careful " when talking to kids :) lol !
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